Dave Matthews Craps on Chicago
Well, not really, unless you consider how crappy his music is. Anyways, almost 3 years ago in August of 2004, Dave Matthews band was on tour. One city on that tour happened to be Chicago.
When you’re on the road and you have to be to many different cities at specific times, it can be quite the hassle, not to mention waste of time, to keep stopping to use bathrooms. This is why they equip these tour buses with onboard bathrooms. Unfortunately they don’t have and endless supply of space for the crap and urine so these tanks in the bus have to be emptied.
In August of 2004, a bunch of tourist were aboard the Little Lady. The fancy ones that were on the upper deck, probably talking about stupid touristy things, got an unwanted shower of poo and pee. Yes, this downpour of stinky death (800 Pounds) got into their eyes and mouths. Too Bad.
The driver, Stefan Wohl, was charged and received 18 months probation, 150 hours of community service, and a $10,000 fine. While it’s great that he had to pay for his actions, no amount of punishment will clense the poo taste out of the mouths of those illfated tourists.